The December issue of Burda isn’t usually my favorite because it usually contains a lot of evening dresses and cocktail attire that I don’t need for my everyday activities of grumbling, backstabbing, and cookie scarfing. As such, and based on the early partial preview, I didn’t have particularly high hopes when I clicked on the full preview for the 12.2010 issue which has now popped up on the German Burda site.
Umm, let’s just say that an overabundance of evening attire isn’t really a problem this time around. I’m a little more concerned about this:
On a related note, I take some issues with this:
And I’m really none-too-pleased about this:
I’m especially worried that perhaps white poly chiffon as daywear is making a comeback, because I’m pretty sure I gave that habit up after a bit of a chiffon bender at the Unique Boutique in 1993.
As for this cut, Blanche Devereaux, anyone?
Not so much? How about some Dorothy Zbornak style?
There’s also this, which is kind of like an unsexy version of the Ann Taylor dress that I was considering knocking off for a while:
I’m tempted to make one of these hot little numbers for frisky nights at home. Seriously. I think that would be hilarious.
Honestly, my favorite stuff from this issue is the knitted stuff. I don’t think I’ll buy the issue for the knitting patterns, but I think this is the best of December (minus the Scandinavian bands on the sleeves):
Other than that, I’m not feeling good about this issue. And as much as I appreciate a good snark, I would gladly trade in snide Burda commentary for a great Burda issue for a month. I adore Burda- it got me sewing for real in the first place – but I haven’t loved an issue in a while (August 2009, perhaps?) It kind of breaks my heart. Here’s hoping for some great, great Burdas in 2011. And if that fails, I just ordered all the (fantastic!) 2006 issues from eBay.
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November 12, 2010 at 6:00 am
Jill
Hello, Burda? 1986 called. It wants it’s clothes back.
November 12, 2010 at 6:03 am
ruth eveleigh
What the ?!*& I think I may have been guilty of wearing clothes like that about 20 years ago, so I don’t want to wear them again; unless they bring back electric blue masscara and bubble perms then I may think about it (not!)
I’ve given up on Burda for this year and will just pick it up after I’ve had a good browse at it in the Newsagents first!
Hope your sewing room is coming along, the flat’s looking great
November 12, 2010 at 6:14 am
Sali Olson
Are Burda and Peter L. collaborating? Seriously that black pleather jumpsuit looks like one of the “Lost In Space” uniforms he posted a day or two ago!
November 12, 2010 at 6:31 am
ChristineB
I like the nightgown. (It *is* a nightgown, isn’t it?) But that’s only because we set our heat back at night to 58 degrees in the winter. It looks like it ought to keep me warm, albeit unmolested by Mr. ChristineB. :-)
November 12, 2010 at 6:55 am
Tanit-Isis
Oh, dear. That’s even worse than the sneak preview. You should post reviews of your 2006 issues when they arrive. Guaranteed to spark envy in those of us without. ;)
November 12, 2010 at 7:06 am
Janimal
…here come the 80s!
Since I was old enough to wear giant shoulders the first time, I am going to call myself exempt from wearing them THIS time.
Ick. Uck. Those are NOT pretty clothes.
November 12, 2010 at 7:13 am
Meredith P
Words fail me…again, I think someone’s going to be able to save $80 a year in the near future. If I had a reliable source to buy the odd good single issue…
November 12, 2010 at 7:18 am
birdmommy
I was really hoping that the plus sized offerings would be better than the ‘regular’ sizes – but it looks like they’ve decided to go with an ‘all fugly all the time’ approach for this holiday season.
November 12, 2010 at 7:19 am
D
thank you Selfish Seamstress!
I didn’t renew my subscription, and you have just proven to me that I am absolutely not missing ANYTHING.
Plus, after a years worth of issues and not having made a single thing, I think it’s OK to let it go, right?
November 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
Rachel
I think the sweater is the only thing I wear. I guess this just confirms (again) that the 80s are back. The jumpsuit is far, far, more frightening than the Golden Girls dresses.
November 12, 2010 at 7:54 am
Nikole
Elaine you forgot to mention the abundance of lumberjack wear…Seriously the aprons and knits are the best thing about this issue
November 12, 2010 at 9:33 am
Meeka
That first outfit reminds me of Ursa from Superman 2. http://img.listal.com/image/471463/600full-sarah-douglas.jpg
November 12, 2010 at 9:50 am
CGCouture
I don’t think I’m mature enough for this fashion….I’m not even sure my grandma is mature enough for this fashion.
November 12, 2010 at 11:08 am
Fran G
Really disappointing. Who is editing these issues? I continue to be a Burda follower, but am thinking that my stash of the last 5 years of Burda will supply me quite well with ideas.
November 12, 2010 at 11:26 am
sewingkm
Do these recent posts mean we’ll be hearing your snarky remarks on a more regular basis now? I certainly hope so. Love your articles in Vogue Patterns.
Karen
November 12, 2010 at 11:39 am
Dionne
Thanks for the reviews. Puts me in mind of the English version of Dancing With The Stars. In a good way.
November 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm
fitz
the nightgown’s their sophia petrillo, yo. it’s a very golden girls Burda.
November 12, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Sarah
So sad. I used to subscribe to Burda and loved it. Let my subscription drop and then a few months ago re-upped because I missed it and couldn’t find it locally. In the 3 months I received the magazine there hasn’t been one thing in it that I’ve wanted to make. Looks like December will be the same.
November 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Sarah N
*moan* why haven’t the 80s left yet?
All the same, I kind of like that futuristic space dress, but I’m a costumer at heart and it’s very costumey
November 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm
PetitePear
Awesome! So that’s one issue I won’t be wasting my money on. I second Tanit-Isis’ request for the review of 2006 issues. I promise to be envious as I only have one issue.
November 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Becky
I’ll admit that I liked several pieces of this year’s February issue, and there have been some nice stuff since (I’m mainly thinking of that chiffon dress worn while standing in the middle of the desert–what was that, May? April?) but I’ve found myself increasingly disappointed in their offerings as the year’s gone on. This month’s issue pretty much clinched it– I’m not going to be renewing when my subscription runs out in March. I only kind of liked one thing, and it was a similar enough jacket to several other jackets they’ve had that I don’t feel a burning desire to make it. So it makes me sad, but I figure I can save myself some dough and just buy the absolute must-have patterns when they stick them up on the BurdaStyle website. Besides, saving myself some dough means I can buy myself some nicer fabric.
November 12, 2010 at 5:07 pm
lorrwill
Did someone piss Burda off?
November 12, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Miss Celie
Burda is killing me right now. I keep thinking I should bail. But, I’m afraid I’ll bail and something I really want will come out.
November 12, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Meg
You know, that second number would be perfect for me if I had gotten my tattoo on the OTHER shoulder. :smacks forehead: D’oh!
Ps. When will these so called designers realize that no one was pretty in the 80s? No one!
November 13, 2010 at 2:49 am
Tany
I was terribly disappointed with the first preview too, and yesterday I was finally able to browse through the real magazine; I didn’t feel much better either, but there was something that I really liked: the fur jacket; it’s a simple pattern (as a pattern for long fur should be) and it could easily be adapted to a coat…
The draped sleeve dresses could work using the right fabric, IMO… Wearing them with a wide belt and riding boots for a boho chic vive wouldn’t be too bad. I’ve seen similar styles at Mango this year and though I’m not in love with this style, I don’t dislike it either.
November 13, 2010 at 4:13 am
Pam in Napoli
Italy’s La Mia Boutique has a pretty nice array in its December issue . . .
November 13, 2010 at 6:32 am
celkalee
these look like someone found some cheap, ugly fabric and make sacks out of them, added a ruffle and a fluffle here and there and expected the ignorant masses to ante up. If we stop buying this maybe some one will insert some style and creativity and come up with a decent offering. Captain Kirk and crew need updated uniforms! At least find some decent fabric.
November 13, 2010 at 6:49 am
Megan
As an added bonus, after viewing the preview and its captions, it appears that the Christmas items were inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
?
I don’t get it.
November 13, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Paola
I reckon the rot set in with Burda re-badging itself burdastyle twelve months ago. Since then, the offerings have been patchy at best. At this rate, I won’t be renewing my subscription in March. Sigh. Pity that…
November 14, 2010 at 2:09 am
Spikklubba
I’m glad you started reviewing Burda again, I have missed that. But I don’t agree! Most of the fabric choices is strange (as always) but I love what I see in the technical drawing section. The nightgown is a childs pattern by the way :)
November 15, 2010 at 2:26 am
Fourth Daughter
tee hee.. that long grey nightie really is the embodiment of seduction…
Just seen your lamp post (well, not lamp post, but your post about the lamp)… I can COMPLETELY understand your need to go and get it. How have you even managed to leave the bed when there are all those amazing shadows and tricks of the light that you should be watching!?
November 17, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Dana
Some of those dresses remind me of clothes I wore in the past. I may wish I’d never thrown them away if that is what fashion of the future looks like… I could have saved some $!
November 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
mezzocouture
Ha ha ha! I just had the greatest laugh of my day reading this post. I haven’t got my issue in the mail yet, so I had a gander over at the German Burda, thanks to your link. I don’t think they could have chosen anything as awful as a full-blown ’80’s issue. Ha ha ha!
November 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
Meredith P
Received mine the other day. As is my custom, I scan the Styles at a Glance into my pdf catalog, and print a copy to put in a binder in the sewing room. I’m thinking I don’t even need to look at the issue. I mean Blech! Kids, I wore some of this stuff at the time. Don’t want to go back. Nostalgia is not a good thing if it is fecking ugly! :-)
November 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Kat
I’ve just gotten my issue and since I’m not plus-sized, (as usual, they’re beautiful designs) I demand a full refund.
December 13, 2010 at 2:21 pm
sheila
A propos of nothing, I think I know where you are. Out of the window in the picture, I see a very bruxellois art nouveau window! I, too,am in Bruxelles, welcome!!!!!!
Sheila