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April 21, 2010 at 9:43 am
Kris B.
Okay, that made me giggle right out loud this morning. I’m so glad I’m not the only one.
April 21, 2010 at 10:19 am
Marsha
Classic….
April 21, 2010 at 10:21 am
Marsha
And I do mean classically funny:):)!!!
April 21, 2010 at 10:57 am
Holly Storm
Oh. So. Funny.
April 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Anonymous
Best Haiku ever!!!!!
April 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm
CGCouture
LOL! Yep, probably one of the best haikus ever. I think I know what hubby needs to get me a t-shirt or something of for our anniversary now. :-)
April 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Stephanie
Heh heh hehhh…
April 21, 2010 at 3:24 pm
CindyC
I just started giggling uncontrollably when I read that!
April 21, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Karima
That ,(lol) is so,,(lol),,,,,,,, cruel (lol)!
April 22, 2010 at 2:45 am
Carmen Bouchard
Dear Selfish Seamstress, you say aloud stuff I don’t dare even think.
Would you please allow me to link to your Haiku?
April 22, 2010 at 6:06 am
Colleen P.
You are officially my hero-LURVE the Selfish Stuff! *ponders which coffee mug best expresses my hostile attitude toward people that feel I ought to sew for them simply because I put in the years to learn how*
April 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Sewellen
Seriously, honey, your poems are truly fabulous, but this one, absolutely number one!!! This one is snort-my-drink funny!!!
April 25, 2010 at 4:33 pm
kathyh
The green blouse is gorgeous on you. Can you scrap the dotted swiss as a blouse and turn it into a pencil skirt?
Otherwise, I have learned who will take cottons, who’ll take the poly/cot and who will take everything else – as a donation.
I remember dotted swiss.
April 25, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Ingrid
This made me burst out loud with laughter!! Brilliant!
April 30, 2010 at 8:03 am
amber
<3 <3 <3
May 7, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Anonymous
Perfection! I never sew for anyone but mememe either.