The Selfish Seamstress recently ran across a few comments about her and her blog elsewhere on the interwebs that got her thinking. First, her tone has been criticized as harsh and snide, which seems sort of… obvious? It’s a bit like saying that Cake Wrecks, Go Fug Yourself, Regretsy, and the Colbert Report aren’t warm and supportive of baking, fashion, crafting, and conservative reporting efforts. Or like saying you don’t like salt because it’s too salty. My response to such comments mirrors the attitude to I take towards most of life: Well, duh already :)
More thought provoking, however, was a comment that my post on avoiding amateur sewing mistakes made people want to give up on sewing. Well now, that’s sad, especially since my blog is pretty much just one big piece of satire. If a beginning sewer is so easily discouraged by a stupid snarky blog that he or she would actually give up sewing after reading it, that same person would probably give up anyway the first time he or she tries to make a pair of slacks that fit decently. You can’t learn to sew without making mistakes, and best to learn to laugh at them now. Sewing takes guts and gumption and a thick skin. The most amazing sewers out there get great results because they take on challenges and take risks, and I’m guessing they’ve all had epic fails along the way that have helped them to get where they are. There are a lot of things you’ll run into in sewing that are much more important, and much more discouraging, than my snide sense of humor. If you want to sew, you have to learn how to fail, and you have to learn how to get over it when you make something that looks like crap. It happens.
As a side note, I started blogging for a couple of reasons. First, I wanted a way to record and archive my own sewing exploits, largely for myself. Second, if I didn’t blog, Dan would probably go insane from my yammering to him about sewing all day. But most importantly, I started blogging for the purpose of entertainment- so I could laugh at myself, so others could have a laugh at me, so others could laugh at themselves, and so we could all get together and laugh at pirate armwarmers. [Please note: I do not and will not mock the sewing projects of other hobby seamstresses; you won’t catch me scoffing at Jane Sewingblogger’s latest triumph, no matter how badly it may need pressing. Commercial patterns, RTW and designer fashion, celebrity fashion choices, bad fashion trends, and my own stuff are totally fair game for mockery here though!] I realize not everyone will find my blog amusing. Not everyone has the same sense of humor and some people’s senses of humor are LAME. (Haha, I’m going to take flak for that one!) Stop by and visit if you like it and want to giggle and scoff with me, and if you don’t, don’t. There are also lots of better, warmer, and more wonderful blogs if you’re looking for inspiration, motivation, gorgeous projects, techniques, and encouragement, like this, this, this, this, this, this, and many more. I frequent these blogs to learn new skills and raise my sewing spirits, and I encourage you to do so as well. As for me, I’m not expert enough to teach you well, and not nice enough to feed you anything but sarcasm, so if you don’t like sarcasm, you’ve come to the wrong place :)
Back to the subject of failure, there is a phrase that is commonly used on sewing blogs, and for good reason: “Ask me how I know.” Mistakes are important when you’re learning to sew. First you mess up, and then you know something new. As much as I would like to be someone whose projects always turn out beautifully on the first try, who never makes a bad choice or a stupid mistake when sewing, it’s never going to happen. Ask me how I know that flowered calico can make for a frumpy, ugly tank top. Ask me how I know that pressing all the seams open at the end is a bad idea, rather than pressing as you go. The first time you insert a zipper, it’s going to be frustrating. At some point you’ll probably accidentally cut two left sides and then not have enough fabric left to cut a right side. You’ll kick yourself for having gone with a fabric that seemed a smidge too heavy and stiff because it was exactly the color you wanted and then you ended up with a dress that gave you the silhouette of a cardboard box. The second time you insert a zipper it’s going to be frustrating. When three people in one day ask you whether you made that dress yourself, you’re going to want to rush home, take it off, crumple it in a ball, and hide it in the corner of your closet. Ask me how I know.
And it’s not just beginner mistakes either. As you acquire more skills, you’re still going to have failures. Why? Because you’re taking on new challenges and learning more difficult techniques. Ask me how to botch a welt pocket. Ask me how much success I’ve had with sewing sheers. Ask me if I’ve finished Dan’s sport coat yet! And even when something may be a technical success, it can still be a failure. Check out these items from my Greatest Flops collection:
They look okay, right? Guess how many times I’ve worn these garments. If you guessed zero, you’re correct! That cream dress is just wrong for everything. Too fancy for work, too white for wedding guest garb, and for any occasion in between I’d just sooner go for something in my closet that is more chic and less garden party. And that white coat? I don’t know, it’s just all wrong every time I put it on. Fail, fail, fail. But these mistakes help me make better choices now.
One of the most important skills that a beginning sewer can learn, in addition to pressing techniques and making wise fabric choices, is how to get over discouraging mistakes. Obviously, you do what you can to try to prevent the failures. Arm yourself with knowledge and information before you cut into your pricey fabric. Learn what you can about how to avoid mistakes. Make your best effort and be cautious about taking shortcuts. But also, know that there will be some failures and the best thing you can do when it happens is learn from them, laugh at them, and move on. Make yourself some Big Girl Pants and put them on (even if they don’t fit perfectly the first time) because you’re going to need them if you want to be able to stick with it without giving up. Then go forth and sew, fail, pick yourself up, and keep sewing. And don’t let the fear of failure or the Selfish Seamstress’s bitchy blog make you stop :)
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January 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Elaine
Amen and amen. I haven’t read any criticism personally, but I admire you for addressing it. I’ll send folks here who need encouragement to keep trying even when they make errors, myself included!
January 15, 2010 at 5:23 pm
lin3arossa
I love your blog and your humor. And I think anybody that doesn’t at least understand that it IS humor event if it’s not funny to them probably is in the wrong place…
January 15, 2010 at 5:24 pm
lin3arossa
I love your blog and your humor. And I think anybody that doesn’t at least understand that it IS humor even if it’s not funny to them then they’re probably is in the wrong place…
January 15, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Rachelle
I love your blog and read it regularly and I, like you, sew for myself. Your blog is very entertaining without being offensive. I will be glad when other bloggers stop wearing their feelings on their sleeves and pull up their big girl pants. I have been sewing for over 40 years and am amazed at some of the mistakes I still make. I think the main difference between a beginner and an experienced sewer is that an experienced sewer knows that not every project will be a success. Sometimes you just have to wad it up and move on. Ask me how I know!
January 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Genesis
I love your blog! It’s funny, quirky, and sarcastic. There are plenty of warm, fuzzy blogs out there for everyone else- keep a spot for us sarcastic sewers! Just a little squeeze of lemon makes everything better, blogs included.
January 15, 2010 at 5:43 pm
jadestar
I love reading your blog. I’m always happy when I notice a update. I find your outlook very refreshing, and honest. Also inspiring ( I was impressed with your version of the Parity dress). And speaking as one who as been taken advantage of with regards to sewing I love your haiku about hemming :)
January 15, 2010 at 6:21 pm
beangirl
I don’t need to comment, right?
January 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Ann Marie
Hey, B, I read your blog for the sarcasm. Love it. And the humor. Haven’t done garmet sewing in ages. Switched to quilts. But can totally appreciate what you’re saying. And thank you for saying it. I’m even sort of inspired to sew some clothes. … Sort of.
January 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm
mary nanna
In times like these, I think of that quote from the Dalai Lama, “if someone offers something you don’t want, don’t take it, then they are left holding it.” He was referring to all the criticism he gets over his stance on China.
It takes courage to stand out from the crowd and hold to your own way of doing things. I think its fantastic that you do – it gives your blog a refreshing voice.
January 15, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Linda L
You do have what I consider a great and odd sense of humour but that is why I come here. I am envious of people who write so well; reading blogs helps me with that as well. Reading sewing blogs are learning and inspirational. I’ll be back to read some more.
January 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Brooke
I love that you are a bitch (although I really don’t think you are…). As much as I love the kumbaya-ness of so many sewing blogs out there, there is something very fun about deliberate anti-we-are-the-world. It makes me happy. And my happiness is all that matters obviously. :-P
January 15, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Marybeth
That post on amateur sewing mistakes to avoid made me laugh out loud! Don’t change a thing!!
January 15, 2010 at 7:08 pm
joanner
yeah, ditto above. i am a fairly new garment sewer and am amazed by your projects. i have made a lot of mistakes in both the knitting and sewing world. lumps must be taken and we move on. thanks for sharing your projects and your humor, which makes reading about your projects fun. there is always someone…
January 15, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Mae
People whose success depends on the encouragement of others are doomed to fail, whatever you write in your blog. When I announced I was going to make my wedding dress, my mother burst into tears and said if I did, she would have a stroke and die. OK, so there was a large cupboard in our house filled with UFOs, garments that had gone so horribly wrong I couldn’t figure out how to carry on. I ignored her pleas and threats and actually finished the dress, just to prove that I was right and she was wrong. Moral of the story- encouragement comes in many forms and they’re not all pretty.
January 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Katherine
You are the little voice in my head that assuages my guilt every time I sew just for me. You validate it. You revel in it. That is as valuable to me as the tutorials and techniques I learn elsewhere. Your voice is important too.
January 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Deb
Oh, I so get the sarcasm and there’s only a few people in my real offline life who can do sarcasm and take sarcasm well! I don’t unleash it myself as much as I could. Or maybe should. It’s that pleasing people PC-ness thing. So insidious. Your blog has a unique point of view and that’s what makes it so catchy. And fun! But what’s important, your sarcasm is not directed at individual people. Coincidentally, someone at work directed sarcasm at me personally today, and it bit, I’ve been obsessing about it all evening. That’s where people should be careful because sometimes there’s a shred of truth. (and maybe I don’t wanna face the truth about what was said to me today) But general sarcasm, keep speaking the truth!
January 15, 2010 at 7:21 pm
PEHudson
I love your blog! I mentioned you because you are inspiring:) And, I can only take so much sugar. I never want to be like Sara Lee (“everyone loves Sara Lee!”). Keep up the blog!
January 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Melanie
I for one subscribed to your blog BECAUSE of your snide, snarky, selfish tone. I like that about you. Sorry if some people missed the point.
January 15, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Elle
It’s exactly your bitchy blog that has made me want to start sewing garments again, and for myself! I’ve been sewing a LONG time, and I am so impressed by your relative newness to sewing and your fearlessness in taking on difficult projects, including drafting your own patterns.
If people are offended, then, as you say, they should just move on. I, for one, look forward to your next post!
January 15, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Noelle
Your blog makes my day better, I get excited when my RSS reader says that you have posted something new. Those people are LAME. Don’t read their comments!
January 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Marsha
I absolutely love your blog…I think it’s a breath of fresh air. In addition to your sewing skills, you have talent as a writer.
January 15, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Sewjourner
I love your sense of humor and I love sewing. Mix those two together and you get a fabulous blog. Please don’t change one thing.
January 15, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Dana
Well said.
I’ve always felt one of the problems of non-verbal (internet) communication is that people have the courage to write things they would never say in person.
January 15, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Lisa
I love your blog! I rarely sew clothing, but I find your posts so entertaining I keep coming back for more. My main sewing is quilting which I know you have gently
made fun of in the past. (No offense taken.) Keep up the humorous commentary.
January 15, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Debbie Cook
Don’t change a thing. Not that I think a Selfish Seamstress would even for a minute entertain the idea of changing her blog for others, but, you know, just in case. ;-)
January 15, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Amy
Why listen to others? I found your blog about a month ago and click here everyday for inspiration! The funny thing is that I swore off garment sewing several years ago and now have a list of must have clothes to make – all because of this blog. My husband might not like you – but I do!
January 15, 2010 at 8:29 pm
heyvix
Hey, I don’t even sew so clearly I come here for the tone! [And ok, to learn more about how clothes are constructed.]
It’s not that I can’t appreciate blogs that are more earnest–I’ll even read ’em–but thank god there are alternatives. Keep on truckin’, dude.
January 15, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Cisa Barry
I <3 the snark. Keep it coming
January 15, 2010 at 8:41 pm
nancy K
Some people just have too much time on their hands when they could be sewing. That and they are too stupid to even recognize satire when they see it. Obviously you aren’t about to change anything and why should you?
January 15, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Joni
Yep, love the humor! I mostly come for the haikus…
:)
January 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Jana
I am too tired to say anything witty or charming, but ditto to those above! Thank you and please keep it up! :)
January 15, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Rachel
I love your sense of humor.
January 15, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Vicki
Love your blog! You’re funny and talented.
January 15, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Venus de Hilo
Don’t let the self-appointed snark police get you down (as if you would).
Keep those haiku and snide comments coming. We devoted readers love them and want more.
We envy your sewing skills, too.
January 15, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Cindy
Oh, fer cryin’ out loud. Yours is one of the freshest, wittiest, and snarkiest voices on the web. Your hilarious sewing selfishness is unique and refreshing, not to mention deadly honest. By all means keep it up!
I, too, noticed your obsession with neutrals and solids, and wondered if you were ever going to do some jazzy prints. (Laughed out loud at your deadpan “NO.”) But then I realized that another blogger that I admire, Erica Bunker, also does solid, neutral color dresses. And, when I think about it, those are what I’d reach for more often than time-and fashion-limited prints. In fact, you’ve made me realize that I need to get going on a capsule collection of basic solids as my core wardrobe.
Don’t EVER change. You’ve got a huge and ever growing fan base out here, and we love you just the way you are. And, hilariously, you’re anything BUT selfish with your encouragement of others. Bravo and do not ever stop.
January 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm
LiEr
But…… but….. that’s why it’s fun to come and read your blog! First, I say – your blog, your rules. Second, I don’t see anything offensive or discouraging at all about your wonderful wit. Thank you for making me laugh! Third, that post on amateur sewing mistakes was my favorite (thus far anyway)! Fourth, I agree re: making mistakes. Hoo, the ones I’ve made – not entertaining enough for Craft Fail but enough to cripple a garment to the closet forever. Fifth, I think sewing is not any more difficult than, say, learning to drive. If you’re interested in learning how to do it, you’ll end up learning, regardless of how encouraging (or not) other people are. Sixth, neutrals and solids are classic. There are tons of people sewing with such-and-such-a-designer’s-quilting-floral-collection but not enough folks making stunning pieces with unprinty fabric that has character in its drape, weight, texture or weave. You go, girl!
January 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm
mltobin
i thought your post about rookie mistakes was perfect, i actually think of it now when i’m coming up with new things to make myself
January 15, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Kerry
This is why they are making comments (my theory, at least):
1.) You are a relatively new sewer with a lot of natural talent. There are many many women who have been sewing for decades and their stuff doesn’t look nearly as good as yours does.
2.) You have an eye for styles that look good on you, so you rarely sew a garment that looks like crap because of bad fit/style/fabric. You may make mistakes, but you know what works on your body. You don’t try every damn pattern that comes along just because it was on sale. I think a lot of people will sew any old thing regardless of whether the style or cut is actually flattering on their body.
3.) You have a really tiny body. A LOT of women are not exactly thrilled and delighted to see a size 0 woman sewing Audrey Hepburn-esque clothing and looking as good in it as Audrey herself.
I love reading your blog, I love what you sew, I love your self deprecating sense of humor and your liberal use of sarcasm.
January 15, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Sarah
Thanks. For all of it.
(Off to make myself some Big Girl Pants…)
January 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Molly
I have recently discovered your blog in the last few months and I REALLY enjoy it. Yes, sarcastic humor has a bite to it, but typically the message or thought is spot on. Most of us sewists have had similar thoughts at one time or another but don’t always get validation of it (please, hem you own damn pants!!!). Thanks for expressing these thoughts in a public forum on your blog.
Absolutely, sewing like so many other areas of life, are about trying something new and things just don’t work out like you anticipate. Lordy, all of us screw in sewing garments, some are remarkable Hall of Fame notoriety. Yes, they can be embarassing. Name it, we all have made or decided or chosen the wrong design/pattern/color/fabric or cut too far or turned on the iron to hot (Yes, I melted a jacket back piece recently, how??) But, step back, figure out what went wrong, learn and move forward. Geez, life happens and this is what life is about. Most things are never perfect with the first attempts. The great sewing instructors and fashion designers didn’t become great instantly. Many sewing bloggers show fabulous creations but are quite honest about missteps and mistakes in their projects. I highly respect them for this honesty. It is not easy in a public forum.
So, don’t change. Do keep writing and keep true to your style and your thoughts. Those who don’t get it can leave and get “warm-n-fuzzies” elsewhere. You’ll continue to get my attention and that of many others.
January 15, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Jeanne B.
I’m a brand-new reader, and I love the blend of sensible sewing knowledge coupled with sizzling snark. You had me at “People admire my outstanding ability to tell friends, family, and colleagues to bite me and die when they ask me to make them stuff”.
(Oh, that I could be that blunt and get away with it.)
I went back and read the post about sewing mistakes, and I totally got it. :-D
January 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Netty
People need to get a life, you are excellent in what you do. People need to stop being jealous and try to do the same or do better. You keep doing what you do you are great.
January 15, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Cindy
I wanted to address the criticism that your post on sewing mistakes might discourage a person from sewing. I think that the advice not to use quilting fabric for garments might frighten a beginner. In the beginning I bought them because they were cheap and pretty, to make up in sundresses and beachy clothes. I think in the beginning you want to make clothes but don’t have a clue which fabrics to pick, and picking the more expensive fabrics can be anxiety-provoking. I think your post might have inadvertently pressed this “anxiety hot button” for some people. As you roam fabric stores more and more, particularly the better ones, your taste level increases and your ability to visualize better fabrics in nice clothing improves, so the anxiety goes down.
Another problem is beginners see fabric they like but don’t have a clue how to match a pattern to it, although they feel they should be able to do it right then and there in order to justify the purchase. At some point, you begin to realize that you can buy patterns you love without scoring the fabric right away, or buy six yards of a neutral fabric that will make a killer three piece suit and know that sooner or later you will stumble across the perfect pattern for it. Once a sewist masters the concept of a stash, the tension goes out of the whole buying process and hunting for fabrics and patterns becomes highly pleasurable and relaxing (not to mention exciting when you score something you just KNOW you’ll eventually make up into a great garment). It becomes more of “thrill of the hunt” proposition, like tag sale-ing and antiquing.
I know I used to do all that anxiety-based buying. A while back, I cut my pattern stash and donated 196 of them to Pattern Rescue. Tonight I literally cut my fabric stash nearly in half and consigned the rejects to either the “wearable muslin” bag or the “donate” bag. All my older fabrics were tenative purchases that I never did anything with; my newer fabrics come almost exclusively from Banksville Designer Fabrics, Emma One Sock, and Gorgeous Fabrics and range from lovely to absolutely exquisite quality. Now I have confidence in what I pick out, don’t mind spending a little extra for it, and know that these purchases will definitely get used, and get used well. Plus, I don’t feel the need to buy nearly as much (although given the budget, I surely would!), just to limit my purchases to stuff that I truly love, love, love.
So my advice to these nervous nellies would be to look at the fabric that their own favorite clothing is made up in, or look on the racks in the stores to see the weight, feel, and content of the fabrics used in order to educate themselves as to what they should be looking for. That should be a confidence-builder. Also, looking at styles in the stores should make it easier to choose patterns. But really, the most calming advice might be to think of it like decorating a home — you can’t buy everything all at once, but if you just buy stuff you really, truly, unconditionally love, then eventually it will all come together beautifully.
January 20, 2010 at 3:37 am
Riet
Thank you for this piece of information. I’m still in the beginnersperiod (for some years now :-) ) and I always have problems to fit the right fabric with te right pattern. This was encouraging me, thanks!
January 15, 2010 at 11:10 pm
sondra
I am a professional photographer by day. I saw your photos and I didn’t hate them, so I read your blog. I don’t sew…yet, but I’d like to learn. Your blog is entertaining and fun to read. I was pleasantly surprised to read such a big personality came out of that tiny little woman in the photographs. Your blog is awesome and by the way, I understand your love for neutrals, besides they tend to photograph better anyways.
January 15, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Beth
FWIW, probably others have said this, but — I have a lot of blogs in google reader & many of them I read only when I am totally bored. I read the Selfish Seamstress ALL THE TIME. EVERY POST — because it is so fun.
Keep it up. I don’t care what people might say out there in the blogosphere — I don’t read those blogs, I read this one & love it. :-)
Beth
January 15, 2010 at 11:31 pm
yoshimi
First, I think there is nothing wrong with a hobby seamstress to be selfish in sewing! We sew what we love to sew, and I love how you say it. Second, I also agree with all your say in this post, especially about that if a person is so easily discouraged by just reading one certain blog he or she probably wasn’t feeling to sew that much from the beginning anyway. I’m impressed that you always write things so well.
I have a reader who keeps sending me mean personal messages about what I make and how I look. So, as well as you know, I know there is a kind of people who don’t have a courage to give up visiting the blogs they should leave. They try to change us but it’s them who should turn the corner! Thank you for making my days happier with your blogging!
January 16, 2010 at 12:30 am
juebejue
i LOVE your blog :) its a great source of entertainment for me and it spells out what i want to tell my friends all the time! (though, i have been called “SNARKY” too, a friend rewarded me with a certificate for being “intuitive, witty, and snarky”, so i guess you are my kind of girl :P)
and yes, i learned sewing through mistakes too! since i am too lazy to read and learn, i just try, fail, learn, succeed :) its worked out for me decently! i used to have a fail-success ratio of 1:1, recently its been 1:5 :D:D
January 16, 2010 at 12:40 am
Helen
I really enjoy your blog. It’s funny and I don’t think what you wrote about mistakes to avoid prevents people from sewing. I’m fairly new at garment sewing and I’ve made clothes from quilting fabrics. Some came out fairly nice but others came out ok but didn’t have the look that I wanted. But I definitely saw your point about the weight of the fabric, etc. and what kind of drape the fabric will have on the body. This point IS true. There’s a reason why quilting fabrics are called QUILTING fabrics and why these fabrics are not normally used in RTW. Whether or not you use it for clothing, that’s personal preference. I still love the variety of prints for the quilting fabrics. Some of them are just beautiful and I can use them for skirts. But I think that sticking only to quilting fabrics will prevent me from getting experience with all fabrics. I recently completed an intro to textiles class and I must say, there are just so many beautiful and interesting fabrics and I can’t wait to try sewing with them.
Also – if someone wants to avoid or is afraid of making mistakes, seriously, sewing will not be a happy activity for them. There’s a reason why the seam ripper is an important and essential part of every sewing kit. It’s all about learning and improving. I recently had to rip out the stitches on a hem on a bias skirt not once or twice but 4 times until it finally laid down right and I was satisfied. It was painful but I learned how to use hem tape for the first time.
January 16, 2010 at 12:55 am
LynnR
I’m so glad you’re B enough to say fug you to those who just don’t frigging get it. Coz I would hate for you to change a damn thing!
You are the Erma Bombeck of the sewing world, and I love reading your blog!
January 16, 2010 at 2:17 am
Anonymous
Keep rocking your snarky-esque blog!! I’m gonna keep coming back.
January 16, 2010 at 2:19 am
Josie
Every time my outlaws assume I ‘won’t mind’ fixing the strap on their 5-year old niece’s dress or hemming someone’s heavy duty work pants I silently recite my favourite of your haikus. One day I’ll be strong like you and say ‘bite me’ but until then I can at least have a private chuckle! Keep up the good work!
January 16, 2010 at 3:04 am
Lily
I love how snarky you are! Please don’t tone it down. I love the clothes you make, but my main reason for visiting your blog is how hilarious you are!
January 16, 2010 at 3:44 am
Kelly
You are fierce, fearless and funny and provide constant humor, inspiration, inspire admiration and have single-handedly raised haiku awareness. I find it interesting that people would spend their time reading and later writing about someone they don’t like when it would be much easier to not read/follow your blog and forget you even exist. Maybe they are just PO’d that nobody reads their blogs. Just a thought.
January 16, 2010 at 4:31 am
Stacey
52 comments means I probably don’t need to add my two cents, but I will any way. I agree with your amature sewing mistakes, and don’t get how people think they would be discouraging to newbies. In my opinion, what would be more discouraging would be to spend time making a garment and then have people laugh at it because the sewist used quilting fabric etc. I’m sure an intro textile course covers the same rules, just in a more boring, much less memorable style. And if people don’t like your style of presentation (I personally love it and think of your haikus when people ask me to fix stuff for them), they should have stopped reading at the title of your blog. Come on people, Selfish Seamstress? Did you really think it was going to be all warm and fuzzy? And while we’re on the subject of warm and fuzzy, the real world isn’t so why should Selfish have to be?
January 16, 2010 at 4:49 am
Tami
Another one chiming in here. I discovered your blog a couple of weeks ago and immediately added you to my RSS feed. For someone who describes herself as fairly new to sewing, you are quite talented and you’ve got a great sense of humor. Your post about avoiding that “Loving Hands at Home” look was spot on, the information you gave was good.
I’ve been sewing for a long time. My first attempts at sewing were pretty bad. Most people’s are. My Mom made me rip out and re-do more projects than I care to tell you, but it brought my skill level up, that’s for sure. Sometimes, someone needs to have a little tough love.
Keep it up!
January 16, 2010 at 6:54 am
ChristineB
I’m sorry there are people out there who don’t ‘get’ your blog. I think it’s great, and I’m amazed at your skill as a beginning sewist. Keep it up, and ignore the haters!!
January 16, 2010 at 7:02 am
Karin
I was almost about to rant about how 95% of all people are more stupid than the most clever 5% but I won’t.
But still, you’ve got to be quite stupid to not see through the selfish surface of your blog and realise that you’re probably one of the LESS selfish people in the world, and that the evilness and selfishness is just about your (funny) sense of humour.
I love it when you write mean but fair posts about the ugly, tasteless things Burda wants us home seamstressess to make for ourselves. And when you hail the pretty ones!
The more people who do that on the internet, the better Burda will be, if they listen to critique at all. And since Burda is a commercial company, that should be in their best interest, so really, you make them a favour.
And that shouldn’t be so hard to understand either!
January 16, 2010 at 7:12 am
Len
I like the sarcasm, I enjoy the humour in your posts. Actually, along with some other commentors, my favourite post was the sewing mistakes one – mostly because I had committed so many of them!! I’ve done the whole ‘sewing with inappropriate fabrics’ (My Burdastyle profile is testament to that) but it’s all part of the learning curve, and people shouldn’t get so uptight about someone stating something that you will, most certainly, learn down the line anyway. I’ve seen some lovely things made from quilter’s fabric, but my past few garments have been in decent apparell fabric and have looked and draped much much better than the cheapo polyester stuff I got off ebay. I have more of a clue about fabric types now, because I made the effort to learn, and still am learning. (Hell, I made a dress out of Ikea fabric not long after reading that post… it looks alright, but I feel like I’m wearing a sofa cover…)
January 16, 2010 at 7:43 am
Gorgeous Things
Sing it, sister! I love your snark, self-deprecation and willingness to share your skills, triumphs and failures with all of us. Keep it up!
January 16, 2010 at 7:54 am
Dei
Ah, as a Jill-come-lately I have the chance bring up the rear and state, “Job well hellacious-ly done!” Humor comes in many flavors and not savored by all. Yours is served just right, chilled with a healthy touch of sarcasm. I look forward to as much your pen as your projects. What’s the fun of living if you can’t reserve to right to be honest and snarky at the time! Keep doing what you do ’cause you do it well.
For those so easily offended, you have a mouse in hand…click it and move on. :)
January 16, 2010 at 8:02 am
marie
I love your blog. I loved the part when you were talking about, do not use lining material for sewing a top! Ha!Ha! I did that back when I first started sewing! And yes it looked, janky! I have also used quilting fabric wrongly also.
January 16, 2010 at 8:05 am
Elaray
I enjoy your blog. Perhaps, because I’m just as selfish as you are. As a matter of fact, if I were as good a writer, I could call my blog the Selfish Seamstress Too. I also enjoy your sense of humor. And ask me how I know about sewing mistakes. When I think of some of my projects, I cringe. Just do you.
PS I especially love you haiku!
January 16, 2010 at 8:21 am
Rachelle
Spare the snark, spoil the seamstresses.
I appreciate the pointy humor; I get support and sweetness from 100 other blogs (which I adore); if I needed 100% validation, I wouldn’t subscribe to the internet.
January 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
Cynthia
I appreciate your sharing your inner critic in the hilariously witty way you do. Don’t add smiley faces to soften your deadpan delivery just to reassure those who don’t get the joke. You call things as you see them, and I find it refreshing and heartening. Where would we all be if we couldn’t laugh at ourselves! I hear your compassion and humanity right along with your wit, and always have. Don’t stop!
January 16, 2010 at 8:53 am
Erin
People suck… Your blog is awesome! Please don’t change a thing!
January 16, 2010 at 9:04 am
Myrna
LOVE your writing style. I’m green with envy. I come here partly for the writing inspiration and partly for the sewing. I like to write as much (if not more) than I like to sew. Humour in writing is REALLY HARD to do. In person, I have a dry wit, a deadpan delivery, and a caustic sense of humour. It stops people in their tracks and forces them to think which I totally love but I can’t do that in print like you do. YES YES! Carry on carrying on. It’s your blog.
– Myrna
January 16, 2010 at 9:35 am
Amanda
As a new & self taught sewer, I started following your blog because of the amateur sewing mistakes post. It made me laugh, because I had recently done some of those things, and found out the hard way. My cousin is learning how to sew, and I laugh at her all the time, and every time she asks my why I am laughing, I tell her it was because I did the exact same thing. Everyone can’t be uplifting, don’t get me wrong, I follow all kinds of discouraging blogs; but I don’t read every post, like I do yours. Sometimes peachy keen is just boring. =) Thanks for making me laugh!
January 16, 2010 at 11:02 am
Erica B.
I love your blog and I think it’s hilarious! Anytime you can combine laugh aloud humor and sewing, it’s a winner in my book!
January 16, 2010 at 11:16 am
Clare
I check in to your blog occasionally and it’s for the hilarious way you write about an interest we have in common more than the sewing itself. Don’t change!!
January 16, 2010 at 11:16 am
Mrs Mike
wow, I think your blog is HYSTERICAL!! Just ignore those who don’t have a sense of humor, lol…
January 16, 2010 at 11:27 am
Darleen
I love your blog. You have a wonderful sense of humor. Anyone who has been roped into sewing for others can really relate to your posts. You are a very talented seamstress as well, however, you are far from selfish. You draft patterns and make them available for free downloads, you give to the human society and now Haiti. You have shown your hand, you are not really selfish, but a very generous spirit. We have discovered your soft, caring side…we won’t tell anyone though.
I would guess that anyone who complains about your blog is simply jealous. You are new to the blogging world and relatively new to the sewing world as well. Your blog has become an overnight sensation and your sewing skill is very advanced.
January 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
Edris
You can’t please everyone and you are upfront about not trying to. Everything is not for everybody, so for those of us that need to laugh – keep it coming.
January 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm
cindi
Great humor, great blog! I thought the amateur mistakes post was one of the most helpful things I’ve read recently. Thank you for sharing your experiences and adventures. Please don’t change a thing!
January 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Anonymous
Thank you for your wonderful blog! Mom always said that actions speak louder than words, and obviously, the seamstress who sews gifts for her sisters, her mother, her partner, the cute little ballerina next door, and who fundraises for Haiti and the humane society is not quite as selfish as she JOKES about being. Encourage us to laugh along–and we’ll all become better sewists.
January 16, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Karen
“You’ll kick yourself for having gone with a fabric that seemed a smidge too heavy and stiff because it was exactly the color you wanted and then you ended up with a dress that gave you the silhouette of a cardboard box.”
Amen. That is the dress I just made, and I’ve been sewing since 1980. You have to laugh, and hopefully look virtuous by giving the dress to a friend.
January 17, 2010 at 8:38 am
Fran
Can’t add much to what has already been said! It’s hard to believe that some are offended or bothered by your blog..you are so funny. I always laugh while reading it and think that you are far from selfish..just honest and funny! I may miss reading the newspaper on occasion but never fail to check your blog to what has been added. You are a very talented seamstress and I love each garment you make, my favorite being your LBD. Keep posting girl!
January 17, 2010 at 9:14 am
Hillary
Funny, I think the underlying tone of this blog is very upbeat and inspiring, but of course it’s the tremendous wit and belly laughs (particularly the self-recognizing, the shared-folly ones) that keep us coming back like junkies looking for our next fix. I’m so glad and grateful that you blog!
January 17, 2010 at 1:19 pm
The Cruel Countess
My dear S.S.,
The longer I live, the more people I find who fail to grasp the concept of wit. These are most often the same poor souls who cannot appreciate the concept of irony unless it is delivered with sledgehammer sarcasm.
Ignore them.
As for the cream dress — whip together a little bust-focused bolero in black lace with puffed or long, ruffled sleeves, add a pair of black crocheted wrist-length gloves, top with a large black “garden party” hat decorated with cream cabbage roses, finish with black PVC ankle boots. Voila! Tea ensemble by way of Edward Gorey.
This outfit also gives you the perfect excuse to purchase one of those exquisite Victorian beaded purses from some divine little antique shop you’ve been just dying to visit.
Assuming, of course, that you admit to needing an excuse.
January 17, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Jen
Loved this. And love the haikus. :)
January 17, 2010 at 1:52 pm
sugarduck
I completely agree with all of the comments posted above.
Thanks for making me laugh AND for inspiring me to take chances with my sewing.
January 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Anonymous
Ditto, ditto, ditto. Keep it up girl!
January 17, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Michelle
I LOVE your blog. It’s funny and true. You are so right about taking challenges and making mistakes. If sewing isn’t fun, people do need to find another hobby (assuming, of course, sewing is just a hobby). If you are afraid of failure, then embrace the fear, cut the fabric and RUN to the sewing machine. That should be my motto. But I do like my fabric….and what if I mess it up!!!!!!!
January 18, 2010 at 4:26 am
Austin Storm
I like your tone. Thanks for the links to other sewing blogs – I’m always looking for more good ones!
January 18, 2010 at 8:38 am
senaSews
I personally love reading your blog BECAUSE of your humor (and your unfailble, classy and elegant style).
Oh, i can’t believe you didn’t wear the “the devil wears fake prada”-coat. I loved it that much that i still remember how you named it. Maybe you can give it to loving and appreciating hands (friends, sisters?)
Best wishes, Sena
January 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
erin
thanks for the encouragement!!
i have FAR too many shoved-in-the-back-of-the-closet screwups that have sufficiently terrified me to the point that i now have yards and yards and yards of beautiful fabric that’s been left safely folded rather than put to a proper use.
the thought still leaves me a little queasy, but you may have just inspired me to toss together a new muslin at the very least! :)
January 18, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Skooks
I have absolutely no idea anymore how I stumbled on this website, but I found this post funny. Bookmarking you. :)
January 18, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Susan
You ROCK! Thank you for bringing joy and some truth into my life. Your haiku is the best!
January 18, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Leigh Smith
I looked up your blog when I saw that you won the Little Black Dress contest for Pattern Review. Your dress was absolutely beautiful. I read your blog and browsed through prior entries. I laughed out loud reading it, you have such a great way of expressing things. I can’t believe anyone would take offense. Keep up the good work. And maybe I will try something again after tossing the last two blouses I tried to make.
January 19, 2010 at 10:34 am
amber
I think everyone before me has said it all, but I’ll just add that the haters can STFU. Your humor, snark and sewing skills are fabulous. I always look forward to your new posts and am afraid that the negative comments are just the green-eyed monster coming out to play.
January 19, 2010 at 12:00 pm
applecyder
people are nuts. you are great. keep at it, my friend! (oh, and you saved me from sewing a dress for my girl in a crazy quilting cotton print. thankyouverymuch.)
January 20, 2010 at 3:45 am
Riet
I only recently discovered your blog and want more time in one day because I want to read everything you wrote!
for al long time, I didn’t wanted to start sewing a new project because I had so many UFO’s and they made me feel very small. I didn’t wanted to make mistakes, I wanted the perfect wardrobe and if possible immediatly!Now I’m trying to get throug that selfbuild wall and blogs like this help a lot, thanks!
January 20, 2010 at 11:33 am
Micmacker
I’m afraid you’ve just written the most encouraging thing about learning to sew that I’ve ever read, ever. Now, please go back to being bitchy and super funny. And give us a new haiku to make up for being all helpful and stuff.
January 21, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Lucy
Because I love the cream dress, even if you don’t… what’s the pattern?! Alas it was apparently sewn before you started reviewing items on PR!
February 14, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Johanna
What a pity that apparently some people don’t get that you are kidding/ being sarcastic.. I love your blog exactly BECAUSE of that. It’s so different from all the other (sewing)blogs and that’s a good thing. At least to me.
April 1, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Summer
You could dye your cream dress :) It’s beautiful, and I love the white coat! Totally understand what looks nice vs what’s wearable, though.
Your fitting is exquisite, and there’s far too much focus on sewing skills while ignoring fitting. Such a shame. I’m still looking for a local sewing buddy to help with fitting!