Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning after a possible sewing failure last night (more on that later) and now I’m feeling the need to take it out on someone. A new nemesis.
Enter Yoshimi, a.k.a. “Flying Squirrel Nemesis,” a.k.a. “Elegant Nemesis.” Some of you may know Yoshimi from her blog, and may be saying to yourself right now, “How can Yoshimi be your nemesis? She seems so sweet!” The operative word here is “seems.” The Selfish Seamstress also thought Yoshimi was sweet, until Yoshimi launched a full scale attack on the Selfish Seamstress from all angles. Look at some of the unprovoked and insulting comments Yoshimi has made about the Selfish Seamstress:
On BurdaStyle:
“Very elegant, you look beautiful in it.”
On Pattern Review:
“Gorgeous jacket. It’s very nice on you.”
And Yoshimi has even left abusive comments on the Selfish Seamstress’s very own blog, like this:
“Every one of your posts makes me smile.”
Obviously, Yoshimi is looking for a fight. She is out to terrorize, and the Selfish Seamstress cannot condone cyber-bullying unless she is the one doing the bullying. Therefore Yoshimi has been upgraded to Selfish Seamstress Nemesis status, and it’s time to give her a taste of her own medicine.
1) First off, Yoshimi is not to be trusted. For example, she states on her blog that she has trouble making pants that fit. Well if that’s true, how do you explain THESE?
and THESE??
Seriously, are there any of you out there who wouldn’t consider giving away half of your stash if it meant you could get a fit like that on your pants?
2) Yoshimi’s sense of style is so impeccable it’s like she’s TRYING to breed resentment. Can she go Jackie Kennedy elegant? Yes. Can she wear what the 19-year olds who work at Armani Exchange wear and look great in it? Yes. Can she make clothes in all of these styles such that the look like they came straight from a boutique and not from a home sewing machine? ARGH, YES.
Extra bonus nemesis points: the ability to photograph her outfits in a way that puts the J.Crew and Banana Republic catalogues to shame. Seriously, did anyone else forget that they were looking at home-sewn garments while going through these photos and start looking for the “Add to my Cart” button? No “sorry-this-looks-like-crap-I-took-this-at-night-with-flash-while-standing-in-my-messy-sewing-room” photos from this nemesis!
3) Yoshimi commits the greatest sin of all in the Selfish Seamstress’s book: sewing for others. Now, I know that a lot of people sew for others. But Yoshimi sews for others so beautifully that it almost (almost!) makes the Selfish Seamstress wish she could sew for others. Since when has the Selfish Seamstress ever envied someone’s ability to do something for others?? Yoshimi puts terrible, terrible thoughts into my head! But can you blame me? Have a look at these two shirts she made for her husband:
I can’t even stand to look at these masterpieces of workmanship, they tear me up so inside.
4) Finally, the thing that will push you over the edge with rage directed at Yoshimi: her shoe wardrobe. Oh yes, scroll back up and look through those pictures. As if it weren’t enough that she’s made herself a closet full of beautiful, graceful clothing, this nemesis has also has amassed a shoe collection clearly intended to breed spite and jealousy. Sure, her blog is about sewing, but she sneaks those shoes in there just to provoke your ire.
Well done, Yoshimi. You are a formidable nemesis. But if I were you, I would sleep with one eye open. Everyone else- march on over to Yoshimi the Flying Squirrel for more fodder for discord and more reasons to envy! Go forth and avenge!
[Not angry enough yet? Check here for more nemeses!]
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January 31, 2010 at 10:00 am
Ellen
Forget pants that fit… I’d give away my whole stash to have a body like that! She’s adorable.
January 31, 2010 at 10:05 am
Karen
Whoa! I could barely get past that second pair of pants for drooling over those shoes!
January 31, 2010 at 10:33 am
Marybeth
You are hysterical, and Yoshimi is insanely talented! I’ve gotta go check out her blog…
January 31, 2010 at 10:43 am
Deb
A worthy opponent indeed. LOVE her shoes! We should all be required to report shoe sources.
January 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
JoanneM
Yikes. A sewing Goddess in our midst. Arrgghh! :)
January 31, 2010 at 11:03 am
a peppermint penguin
Aaagh! She knits too!!!
January 31, 2010 at 11:26 am
The Cruel Countess
Loooove that tailored lavender dress shirt.
But can she stand en pointe?
January 31, 2010 at 12:00 pm
peter
What Yoshimi lacks, tragically — and what you, Selfish Seamstress have mastered — is the Buddhist concept of wabi-sabi: the art of the imperfect.
Of course, Yoshimi is one of my followers, so I must be tactful!
But she will never be able to create the perfect facsimile of the “factory second,” relegated to the remainders rack.
In that, you have to peer, SS!
February 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm
selfishseamstress
Super bitchy! And yet…. surprisingly accurate :)
January 31, 2010 at 12:02 pm
peter
Of course, I meant “NO peer” (Grrrr..)
January 31, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Claudine
What a fun way to introduce fellow sewists. I’ve added Yoshimi to my reader. Her work is almost as nice as yours.
January 31, 2010 at 12:41 pm
lin3arossa
You’re right in all points: I’m a followers of hers and have noticed the shoes too. I still hate you more, though :)
January 31, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Elaray
Yep, I’m mad at her, too. So mad that I’m going to add her to the list of blogs I read on a regular basis.
January 31, 2010 at 12:48 pm
sara
Her sewing is impeccable and she really knows how to showcase beautiful fabric. Of course I’m jealous!
January 31, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Karima
Yes! I can see why she would be your nemesis. But thank you for bring her to my attention.
January 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Auntie Allyn
But does she sell snarky coffee cups? My afternoon tea (liberally spiked with Canton ginger liqueur) is so delightful in my “I’m sewing for me” cup!
January 31, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Vicki
Thanks for pointing her out! I am going over there right now to be shocked and appalled!
January 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Meredith P
Yes, I’m going to keep a close eye on her. And yes, I’m not a shoe person, and yet I noticed her shoes right off…
Thanks for the heads up!!!
January 31, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Meredith P
You forgot to mention that she knits too. HAR rumph! ;-)
January 31, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Robin
you got me. seriously, I can feel the resentment building…
:)
(thanks for posting about her)
January 31, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Stephanie
I absolutely detested the Jenny skirt in all its various incarnations (eh, variations) on BurdaStyle, but look at this gorgoeus light pink, elegant jenny skirt yoshimi made!!! I would have never called this a jenny. This lady has style and can even see beyond black latex standing in a bowling alley to find her own vision of this skirt. I’m inspired!
January 31, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Sewjourner
She has to go.
~Sewjourner
January 31, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Nancy (nanflan)
I can see why she’s a nemesis–mad skills, cute bod, awesome shoe collection. Sigh…
January 31, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Beth
And she lives where she can take a photo with Mount Fuji in the background (or a good imitation thereof). Indeed, she is a formidable nemesis. I added her to my reader so I can follow the flying fur. :-)
Beth
January 31, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Karen
“I made hubby a shirt.” That, my friend, is an understatement. Absolutely beautiful workmanship. The two of you are to be commended for your talent and the inspiration that you provide. I have been searching for fine sewing blogs to add to my reader, thank you so much for pointing me in your nemesis’s direction.
January 31, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Val
Elegant sewing, a model body and Those Shoes. Yes definitely a worthy nemesis.
But does she have scathing sarcastic wit? No.
Would she pick up a roll of fabric off the street and make a LBD from it (allusions to your other nemesis) No.
You still have the Purely Selfish edge.
January 31, 2010 at 9:46 pm
ChristineB
The shoes were the FIRST thing I noticed.
I will add her to my blogroll, too – you know, just to keep an eye on her and her evil plans for sewing (and knitting) world domination…
February 1, 2010 at 1:36 am
rosesred
Clearly a formidable foe ;). However, I’d have a hard time choosing between either of your sewn wardrobes, if I had the option.
February 1, 2010 at 3:09 am
miss-g
Yoshimi is a most worthy nemesis. Her sewing skills and style is impeccable.
February 1, 2010 at 9:26 am
Sara
JEANS????
February 1, 2010 at 10:25 am
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February 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
Love it! Sew it!
The shoes she has on in the second picture are to die for…wow….that said, she must be stopped…lol…..your fight is my fight….lol
February 1, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Angela
I love Yoshimi! Very elegant and perfect sewing! :) I didn’t notice her shoes until you mentioned it.
February 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
erin
who does this lady think she is??
by the way, any idea where she got those brown riding boots? ha.
(srsly almost kidding about this.)
February 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Beth Prince
You. Are. Hilarious. And I shall now hate Yoshimi too. And add her blog to my list as well.
February 2, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Kaith
This is the funniest blog post I have ever read! I love it! You’re both on my list to watch out for, wreaking havoc on my little sewing world. :)
February 4, 2010 at 1:16 am
Lynda
I agree. She is some kinda mean!!!
February 4, 2010 at 6:17 am
amy Barthel
OMG! you are hilarious! She is a formidable opponent with worthy footwear!
February 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm
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February 10, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Renee
Uh huh!
You have enough here to convict. And she knits, too!!!! Says she’s “getting the hang of it” in reference to this insanely beautiful skirt:
http://yoshimitheflyingsquirrel.blogspot.com/2009/11/knit-skirt.html
PS Selfish Seamstress, this is the funniest blog I’ve ever seen :) LOVE your creations down to those oh-so-apt haikus.
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December 4, 2010 at 5:34 am
lailani beth
i think my pants got shrunk love your work honey send me an email and ill check out op shops and vintage shops for buttons an marterial and see you when i get there. lailani beth
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